ncis :)
- McGee: It's freezing this morning.
- Tony: Man up, chilly willy. Feel that warm blood coursing through your veins. Get in touch with your inner McGrizzly Adams.
- McGee: Well I've got hand warmers.
- Tony: Give me one.
- McGee: No.
- Ziva: I'm not cold at all.
- Tony: The coldblooded David, like a lady Komodo dragon; ice queen, frigid and deadly.
- Ziva: And I remembered to wear my thermal underwear.
- Tony: I'll give you fifty bucks for it right now.
- Ziva: It wouldn't fit. You're too big.
- Tony: [desperately] It'll stretch. Turn 'em over.
2 years ago on August 28, 2010 at 06:50pm
NCIS 7.15
- Gibbs: Get Ziva and DiNozzo out of bed.
- McGee: What?!
- Gibbs: Wake 'em up.
- McGee: Oh. Oh, right. Get them out of bed because it's the middle of the night and they're asleep.
- Gibbs: [looks at McGee like he's gone mad] Yes.
- McGee: Individual beds. Get them out of individual beds. I was confused. I thought we were talking --
- Gibbs: Need some sleep yourself, do you, McGee?
2 years ago on August 23, 2010 at 04:18pm
NCIS: 6.02
- Abby: Well, Ducky was right. It’s snot.
- McGee: It’s not what?
- Abby: It’s snot.
- McGee: It’s not?
- Abby: Yeah, it is.
- McGee: Not what?
- (Abby gives McGee a look)
- Abby: Snot. The substance found in Lindsey Evans hair. It’s snot.
- McGee: Well why didn’t you just say that?
2 years ago on August 22, 2010 at 04:11pm
LOL
- DiNozzo: Please, Kate? She's been calling nonstop for 2 days.
- Kate: Who?
- DiNozzo: Crazy ex-girlfrend.
- Kate: What do I say?
- DiNozzo: Say..you're my wife or something.
- .......
- DiNozzo: Pay her, Probie.
- McGee: He bet me that he can make you say your his wife.
- Kate: I'm going to kill you, Tony.
2 years ago on August 18, 2010 at 05:08pm
NCIS
- Tony: You've got to look at this objectively. The evidence says he's guilty.
- Ziva: All circumcised.
- McGee: Uh, circumstantial
2 years ago on August 18, 2010 at 02:05pm
Ziva- she is cool.
- McGee: Every woman has a bag.
- Ziva: Do I have a bag McGee?
- McGee: No... but you're not a... (Ziva looks at him) ...well I mean.. you're a woman.. just you're not normal... (Ziva raises her eyebrow) .. you're right.. every woman does not have a bag.
2 years ago on August 17, 2010 at 02:03pm
NCIS
- Tony: Hey, you missed a shot there, sidekick.
- McGee: I am not your sidekick, Tony.
- Tony: And yet, you are.
- McGee: No, I am not, because you're not the boss.
- Tony: When Gibbs isn't here, I'm the boss.
- Gibbs: Gibbs is here.
- Tony: Hey, Boss.
2 years ago on August 15, 2010 at 06:47pm
